June 2009
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Good Girls Go Bad | Cobra Starship | Music Video | MTV
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fmylife:
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML
MY LIFE.
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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Top 10: Beaches To Have Sex On - AskMen.com →
FOR FUTURE HONEYMOON REFERENCE.
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fmylife:
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled “hey cutie”. Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
hey, at least he got her attention, right?
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fmylife:
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
fuck her life, actually.
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For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only...
– Audrey Hepburn (via artpixie)
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Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a...
– Nicole Krauss - The History of Love (via 52books)
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fmylife:
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, “You need to shave that shit.” FML
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn’t expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
i would definitely say no if my boyfriend did this to me.
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