June 2009
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Jun 29th
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Jun 27th
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fmylife: Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon. FML MY LIFE.
Jun 27th
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Jun 27th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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Jun 26th
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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt
Jun 24th
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Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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fmylife: Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled “hey cutie”. Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML hey, at least he got her attention, right?
Jun 17th
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Jun 17th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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fmylife: Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML fuck her life, actually.
Jun 14th
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“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via artpixie)
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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ListenOpening: The New World from the musical...
Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a...”
– Nicole Krauss - The History of Love (via 52books)
Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 11th
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Jun 9th
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fmylife: Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, “You need to shave that shit.” FML HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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fmylife: Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn’t expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from facebook requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML i would definitely say no if my boyfriend did this to me.
Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 4th
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
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